THE MAN WHO SAID TOO MUCHBy Paul Krassner(Excerpted from the Los Angeles Times, Orange Co. Edition, Opinion Section 4 Aug. 1996)
Yesterday marked the 30th anniversary of Lenny Bruce's death. In the late '50s and early '60s, while most
stand-up comics were reciting jokes on such subjects as mothers-in-law, Bruce was exploring the satirical
implications of nuclear testing, racism, illegal drugs, homophobia, back-alley abortions and the death
penalty. He wanted only to talk on stage with the same freedom he exercised in his living room. But he
ended up visiting FBI headquarters in San Francisco to complain that there was a conspiracy between the
courts of New York and California to violate his rights.
Lenny's fear was not exactly unjustified. "He was prosecuted because of his words," said a former
assistant district attorney. "He didn't harm anybody; he didn't commit an assault; he didn't steal; he didn't
engage in any conduct which directly harmed someone else. So, therefore, he was punished, first and
foremost, because of the words he used... We drove him into poverty and used the law to kill him."
When I first interviewed Lenny in 1959, he said that the role of a comedian was to get a laugh every 15 to
25 seconds. "The comedian I'm discussing now is not Christ's jester, Timothy," he said. "This comedian
gets paid , so his first loyalty is to the club owner, and he must make money for the owner. If he can
upgrade the moral standards of his community and still get laughs, he is a fine craftsman."
A few years later, he could become so serious about what he was discussing that he would go minutes
without getting a laugh. "I'm changing," he told me. "I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce." He
realized he was now a symbol, as well as a performer. I became the editor of his autobiography, "How to
Talk Dirty and Influence People."
At first, Bruce was paranoid about my role. "You're gonna go to literary cocktail parties, and you're
gonna say, 'Yeah, I found Lenny slobbering in an alley, he would've been nothin' without me.'" I denied
any such intention, but he demanded that I take a lie-detector test, and I was paranoid enough to take him
literally. I told him I couldn't work with him if he didn't trust me. We reconciled a few months later, in
December, 1962. He was performing at the Gate of Horn in Chicago. When I walked in, he was asking
the entire audience to take a lie-detector test. He went on to discuss girlie magazines and religious
hypocrisy.
Lenny was arrested that night, ostensibly for obscenity. The head of the vice squad later warned the Gate
of Horn's manager: "If this man ever uses a four-letter word in this club again, I'm going to pinch you and
everyone in here. If he ever speaks against religion, I'm going to pinch you and everyone in here. Do you
understand? ... He mocks the pope -- and I'm speaking as a Catholic -- I'm here to tell you your license is
in danger."
Chicago had the largest membership in the Roman Catholic Church of any archdiocese in the country.
Lenny's jury consisted entirely of Catholics. The judge, the prosecutor and his assistant were Catholic.
On Ash Wednesday, the judge removed the spot of ash from his forehead and told the bailiff to instruct
the others to follow his lead. The reality of a judge, two prosecutors and 12 jurors, every one with a spot
of ash on their foreheads, had all the surrealistic flavor of a Lenny Bruce fantasy.
Lenny was arrested 15 times within two years. "There seems to be a pattern," he said, "that I'm a mad dog
and they have to get me no matter what -- the end justifies the means." It was news in Variety that Lenny
didn't get arrested one night.
While the Chicago guilty verdict was on appeal, Lenny worked at the Off Broadway in San Francisco.
Since Lenny always talked about his environment, and since police wagons and courtrooms had
BECOME his environment, the contents of his performances revolved more and more around the
inequalities of the legal system. "In the halls of justice," he declared, "the only justice is in the halls."
When I first met Lenny, he carried an unabridged dictionary in his suitcase. Now, he carried law books.
His hotel rooms were always cluttered with tapes, transcipts, photostats, law journals, legal briefs. With
club owners increasingly wary of hiring him, Lenny devoted more and more time to the law. When he
finally got a booking in Monterey, he said, "I feel like it's taking me away from my work."
Indeed, it was his own legal research that provided a foundation for his defense in his New York City
obscenity trial. His most relevant argument concerned the statute he was accused of violating. Having
obtained the legislative history of the statute from Albany, he discovered that, in 1931, the law was
amended to exclude indecent performances by actors, among others. Hence, the law had been misapplied
to him. His argument didn't prevail.
Before sentencing, Dist. Atty. Richard Kuh recommended that no mercy be granted, because Lenny had
shown a "lack of remorse." Lenny responded: "I'm not here for remorse, but for justice. The issue is not
obscenity, but that I spit in the face of authority." The face of authority spat back, and Lenny was
sentenced to four months in the workhouse. Four years after Lenny's death, the New York Court of
Appeals upheld a lower court's reversal of his guilty verdict.
A few months before he died, Lenny wrote to me: "I'm still working on the bust of the government of
New York state." He sent his doodle of Jesus Christ nailed to the cross, with a speech balloon asking,
"Where the hell is the ACLU?" Actually, Lenny Bruce served as a pioneer of free comedic speech, opening doors for the current plethora of young performers whose abuse of that freedom would undoubtedly offend Lenny. But he would be the first to say, that's the risk of freedom of speech. About the Author: Paul Krassner is the author of "The Winner of the Slow Bicycle Race" (Seven Stories Press). His album, "We Have Ways of Making You Laugh," will be released this month by Mercury Records. Reprinted in the national interest of the American People RETURN TO INDEX
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